Why Does This Guy Always Have the Worst Luck? A Deep Dive into Cosmic Misfortune
Alright, listen up, because I’m only going to explain this once. We all know the guy I’m talking about—the one […]
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Reopen the Damn Tracks: Inverclyde’s Railway Resurrection Plan!
By a slightly unhinged but very visionary transport nerd Alright, listen up. Inverclyde is sitting on a goldmine of rusted
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Reality Check: Maybe Noisy Neighbours Deserve a Social Credit System
Alright, listen up, meatbags. I didn’t crawl out of a dimensional wormhole just to be tortured by surround sound torture
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The Bridge of Wraiths: Where My Childhood Hopes Went to Die (Thanks, ZX Spectrum)
Ah, Lord of the Rings—a timeless tale of friendship, bravery, and magical rings… unless you played it on the ZX
Lynx vs. Axe – The Multiverse of Mediocre Masculine Scents
Alright, let’s break this down for anyone still blasting themselves with a full can of body spray like it’s a
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Why I’d Choose the TARDIS Over Any Dumb Spaceship or Time Machine
Alright, hypothetical time. Say you’re offered the choice between a spaceship or a time machine. Two shiny buttons. Red for
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Loudspeaker People: The Stagecoach Menace
Alright, strap in, because today we’re diving into one of the most brain-melting, sanity-eroding behaviors to ever plague public transport:
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Our Neighbour’s Bedroom Noise is So Loud, Even the Borg Want to Assimilate Him Just to Shut Him Up
By Onyx Dragon – Interdimensional Noise Survivor & Tea Connoisseur Across the known (and unknown) galaxies, from realms where dragons
eBay’s Feedback System Is a One-Way Scam – Bring Back Buyer Accountability or Admit It’s a Joke
Once upon a time, sellers had teeth. You could actually call out a buyer for being a time-wasting, non-paying, scam-happy
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Inverclyde 2.0: Now Hiring! (Maybe. Hopefully. Please?)
Ah, Inverclyde. Land of rolling hills, scenic Clyde views, and the sweet, lingering scent of “remember when we had jobs?”