Our Neighbour’s Bedroom Noise is So Loud, Even the Borg Want to Assimilate Him Just to Shut Him Up
By Onyx Dragon – Interdimensional Noise Survivor & Tea Connoisseur Across the known (and unknown) galaxies, from realms where dragons […]
By Onyx Dragon – Interdimensional Noise Survivor & Tea Connoisseur Across the known (and unknown) galaxies, from realms where dragons […]
Ah, Inverclyde. Land of rolling hills, scenic Clyde views, and the sweet, lingering scent of “remember when we had jobs?”
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Well, folks, the comedy continues in the hit sitcom that is our real-life housing situation, brought to you by none
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Let me paint you a scene. You’re sitting quietly on the bus, earbuds in, volume at a modest 12% because
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Look, we’ve all had those moments where we just want to pack our bags and take a little… intergalactic holiday.