A customer warned us that our bath bombs might be mistaken for dangerous orbs in a global CIA/KGB conspiracy. We reassured him: they only fizz, not detonate.
Can church candles survive a 500m drop and double as flares in caverns full of wolves? One customer hoped so. Another day, another surreal live chat at Onyx Dragon.
We don’t sell biltong. Apparently, that’s not okay. According to one live chat visitor, our name “Onyx Dragon” made us sound like we should. You can’t make this stuff up.
We were asked if we could shoot bath bombs out of a mortar at a Manchester market. With too many live chat conversations veering into weapon-related nonsense, we’re calling it quits on the chat system.
In this volume of Weirdest Live Chat Moments, we delve into an odd but hilarious exchange with a visitor determined to find something—anything—porcupine-related in a holistic shop. Spoiler: we don’t stock porcupine essence.
Is it even worth having a live chat anymore? I genuinely have to ask, because this was today’s gem. Your
Customer claims MI5 is hiding “glass-passing black orbs” and wants to buy 240. I swear I’m being trolled at this point.
I thought I’d seen it all—until someone asked for Simmenthal, a 12-pack of Red Bull, and name-dropped a pasta-smuggling YouTuber called BigShagger. Just another day in retail…
We thought we’d heard it all… and then came Volume 7. From theological fizz to tactical disclaimers, our live chat
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if people are serious, creatively eccentric, or just excellent trolls. This week’s gem? Customer: “Hello.
