If you’re wondering how a relaxing day running a holistic shop could spiral into a full-blown spy thriller conspiracy, allow us to present Volume 15 of our Weirdest Live Chats.
It began innocently enough:
“East Coast West Coast?”
Five minutes later:
“You got the stuff dude?”
“The Dilutions of Eternity?”
(That’s not a candle. We checked.)
Then it got intense:
- The CIA allegedly hacked our website.
- “They know about the orbs, brother.”
- The KGB has one, but it’s faulty.
- Our bath bombs might be mistaken for world-ending artefacts.
We assured them:
“I have bath bombs. That’s the only orbs I have.”
But our visitor was not convinced.
He wanted to purchase them — to secure them in a safe location before the CIA could use them to destroy the moon.
(Yes. The moon.)
Apparently, his contact Pherb had informed him we stock the dangerous orbs. We don’t — unless peppermint-scented bath bombs count.
He signed off with:
“South Coast West Coast Out.”
Naturally.
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